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99% effective is nowhere near 100%, perhaps counterintuitively. Sex twice a week for a year and you're probably in deep shit.
The only birth control that is 100% effective is not having sex.
The only birth control that is 100% effective is having HOT GAY SEX™
Alternatively become a Buddhist monk and hit yourself in the balls until you're infertile, I guess
And there I was, thinking my vagina must be broken because I somehow still haven't got my girlfriend pregnant 🤦♀️