What are your flirting techniques? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 weeks ago by FatTony@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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My go to is the "See yourself as the price."-approach. When you jokingly set her up that she is hitting on you. For example:

Her: So, you want anything to drink?

Me: Oh I see, already trying to get me drunk, eh?

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[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

Her: So, you want anything to drink?

Wait are you hitting on them at their place of work, as a customer? Don't fucking do that.

[-] FatTony@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

as a customer?

No, no, as her supervisor.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, that's funny. I'd go on a date with you.

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