My Canadian war crimes are coming out.

Definitely not gonna make American soldiers video chat their parents during their demise to show them how they failed them and that they shouldn’t have gave them misplaced confidence.

Also lots of cucumbers with razor blades in it. Hahaha jk. Maybe. Nah jk. Or am I? Maybe. Jk. Nah yeah for sure. (Confusing plausible deniability just in case)