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STEAL STEAL RULE (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by scriblemelego@lemmy.world to c/196
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[-] PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com 43 points 1 year ago

But also, just because you walk out of Target or Wal-Mart with a bunch of stolen stuff, doesn't mean you got away with it. Your thefts are being tracked.

Idgaf about corporations. I don't want people to end up in jail, because that's no place for a person to be.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Source: atrocious English tabloid The Sun quoting unverified information from a Tiktoker who claims without proof to have worked for Target at some point.

Reliability: sub zero.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

[-] good_girl 14 points 1 year ago

So basically I should steal until just before I hit felony level and then wait out the statue of limitations.

Got it.

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

This is literally a plan that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would come up with

[-] Fakeaccount12312 4 points 1 year ago

I heard a guy tried that once and on his last "trip" they called the cops on him and a manager smuggled a bottle of liqor in his backpack so he would hit the felony level.

[-] Sentinian@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks for this. I had a feeling something was up since it almost feels like they let you steal.

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