no new mountains or volcanoes have sprung up in the UK
You have been misinformed:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo
"Fetch my sherpas, that needs a flag on it!"
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
You have been misinformed:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo
"Fetch my sherpas, that needs a flag on it!"