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One last Chuck (lemmy.ml)
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[-] ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The following are the twelve points that guide Mr. Norris' life:

  1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
  2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
  3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person that I meet.
  4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family and acknowledge that no other success can compensate for failure in the home.
  5. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
  6. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
  7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself that I will have no time to criticize others.
  8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
  9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness toward another person’s viewpoint while still holding fast to that which I know to be true and honest.
  10. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
  11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
  12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country, and myself.
[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago
  1. I will never, ever learn to act, no matter how many films and television shows I'm in.
[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

10 is boot kicking horse shit. Also, pretty sure he didn't respect the president when it was Obama.

edit: Yup. Here's Chuck Norris predicting 1000 years of darkness if Obama wins the election.

[-] Zana@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

That is disappointing, I've been watching Chuck Norris stuff lately and wasn't aware of any of this. Dude is actually insane.

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