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[-] Daisyday@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

Can this be real. How cold of a person do you have to be to say this. Its usually little kids that die from Measels

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

It's not like children pay taxes.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah easy enough to just make more :(

this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025

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