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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym
(sh.itjust.works)
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When I was like 10 I remember reading advice in a body building magazine that has stuck with me ever since:
"Don't try to pick up girls, literally or figuratively, at the gym. Women don't feel sexy when they're sweating unless they're already naked."
ask them to undress before starting the workout.
got it.