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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym
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this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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In high school I had a crush on this girl who had something on her Facebook about really liking gummy worms. I read that, thought "this is my in" so I bought a bag of gummy worms. Honestly, not a bad plan. Next time I saw her, I pulled out my bag of gummy worms and ate a couple.
Did I offer her a gummy worm? No. I was under the impression that she'd see me eating them and say "hey, you like gummy worms too?" And then we'd start chatting and [something] and then we'd start going out.
Well, clearly it wouldn't work. You should instead act like you hate gummy worms and give them to her to get rid of them.