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Queue the childs parents: If only we'd known how dangerous measles was we'd have gotten our child vaccinated!
Ah, also another classic.
A big storm approaches. The weatherman urges everyone to get out of town. The priest says, "I won't worry, God will save me".
The morning of the storm, the police go through the neighborhood with a sound truck telling everyone to evacuate. The priest says "I won't worry, God will save me".
The storm drains back up and there is an inch of water standing in the street. A fire truck comes by to pick up the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me."
The water rises another foot. A National Guard truck comes by to rescue the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me."
The water rises some more. The priest is forced up to his roof. A boat comes by to rescue the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me."
The water rises higher. The priest is forced up to the very top of his roof. A helicopter comes to rescue the priest. He shouts up at them "Don't worry, God will save me."
The water rises above his house, and the priest drowns.
When he gets up to heaven he says to God "I've been your faithful servant ever since I was born! Why didn't you save me?"
God replies "First I sent you a fire truck, then the national guard, then a boat, and then a helicopter. What more do you want from me!!??
That is literally Noah's ark from the POV no one talks about
I've been urging my wife to use this parable on her elderly parents who keep refusing our help. They sold their house about 20 years ago and used the money to buy an RV so they could travel around the US... while they waited for the rapture to take them up to heaven.
They blew all their retirement savings and now they're living in a trailer park trying to deal with a multitude of medical issues for which they don't have insurance. Because they never expected to live this long. And they keep saying they're waiting for god to send them a solution to their problems.
dang, sorry to hear you're having to go through this with her parents =(
In 2025 the average centrist sees rising oceans, climate disruption, and fascism taking over the globe.
"Don't worry, The Markets will save me."
If only this country could’ve been founded by people who knew the heartbreak of losing a child to a preventable disease.
Or, more recently, the author Roald Dahl, who lost a daughter to measles in 1962.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Measles:_A_Dangerous_Illness
This isn't relevant to your comment, but out of curiosity. Have i been using the wrong cue in this context? It is cue and not queue, right? Like cue ball or cue the music, meaning begin or start and not queue like lining up or waiting your turn?
The person you replied to should have used cue rather than queue.
But not from experts, we don't trust those!