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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You can "save" a bunch of money by not paying the Fire Department. It'll look great on a budget, and then you can enjoy the beautiful skyline of your city burning!

[-] prole 16 points 3 days ago

This is what they're doing, but with literally everything.

The country is going to implode.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Oh hey, I think we did that in 2017 with our pandemic response team. I hear there have been no negative consequences

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

There's no evidence of negative consequences.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 3 days ago

That's true! I just looked for the website and there's nothing! Yay!!! I was worried something like 1.2 million Americans were dead because of it, but apparently not!

(Satire. The CDC website still exists. For now...)

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

and then you can enjoy the beautiful skyline of your city burning!

But how could I? Especially without firemen to start the glow.

[-] prole 3 points 3 days ago

Hard to enjoy when the air quality is so bad that you can't even breath outside lol

[-] Spider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

It reminds me of sim city budget.

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