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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago

The murderers have to do C++.

[-] marble@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago

I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up...

[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

If you do COBOL it's a get out of jail free card

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

So as long as I'm not caught in between I can murder multiple times?

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

Don't murderers do filesystems?

[-] mdurell@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got this. For those that don't, search about reiserfs and the author's criminal history.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix

man kill

pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL

killall -9

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