Day 7300:

"Foiled yet another one of Van Pelt's attempts to kill me yesterday. As much as he sucks at hunting, he's incredibly dedicated. It's kind of sad, really. Like watching Wile E. Coyote try to catch the road runner over and over. Each attempt a little more pathetic than the last. Sometimes I think I should just let him do it. End it all. He gets a win. I get to escape this God awful nightmare; theoretically. But on the other hand, maybe he needs this. Maybe the chase is what keeps him going. Maybe deep inside that cold, sociopathic murderer there's a dude just looking for a purpose. I mean, it's not like he's ever going to get out of here."