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Red, White, and Blueland (discuss.online)

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[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Jabba-the-Orange is planning on acquiring Greenland by invasion. They have already dusted off the draft and notification of the next-of-kin plans

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Honestly if I recall these changes have already been underway before trump and unlike virtually everything else make sense

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