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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 132 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

be 20 y/o permavirgin

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

a) he got laid

b) he's no longer a virgin

c) he found happiness

d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

e) there are two more people happy in the world

but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

Bring on the hate! I love you all!

[-] SitD@lemy.lol 29 points 4 months ago

๐Ÿ˜ we love you too dude

[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[-] MrLLM@ani.social 5 points 4 months ago
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

It's complicated

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