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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 53 points 2 months ago

I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can't swim so good :|

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

Give em a few generations, they'll learn.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.

[-] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

You mean manatees?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I wonder how manatee tastes...

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren't even good for eatin'.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fishy steak

edit: CONJECTURE!

[-] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

You monster!

this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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