Two hunters (startrek.website)

submitted 1 week ago by charonn0@startrek.website to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

My calculus professor had this in his syllabus. He was the best maths teacher I ever had.

this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025

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