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Offences that won't get you out of jury duty in Ontario
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Could it be that they're committing the crime after receiving the summons? Imagine the thought process.
Oh man, a summons! How do I get out of this?!? Maybe if I commit a crime? But it can't be anything too major. Don't wanna wind up on the receiving end of a jury trial! So no hard drug trafficking, for example. But maybe something a little more random and obscure? Like… like… whale sperm? Is there a black market for that?
And then it spreads by word of mouth.
"Dude, you got summoned? My cousin, he got out of it by trafficking whale sperm…"