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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 39 points 2 months ago

You can actually say "ass" here, btw.

Fuckin' mainstream social media-ass comment.

[-] Anarki_ 23 points 2 months ago

No they're on .world so bad words like "ass" deal psychic damage to them.

[-] ggppjj@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm on .world.

Ass.
Fuck.
Shit.

[-] crapton_america@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Stop, you’ll get fucking hurt!

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 2 months ago

"ahh" has a better ring to it than "ass"

[-] dufkm@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Personally I prefer "arse" with an uppity RP (Received Pronunciation) accent.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

I'm not going to downvote you for this, because you're allowed to think that, but I want you to know that I want to because you're wrong. Lol

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

I read it as “better help uhh therapist” because of the stupid ass self censorship. I’m not blaming the user for doing it, just annoyed for natural real world language getting hamstrung to satisfy advertisers. How long until “tisk tisk tisk! You can’t say ‘ahh’, that’s a naughty word!”?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's really, genuinely never made sense to me. If I'm going to say "freaking cold" it has the exact same meaning as "fucking cold". So what's the difference? Yet one is acceptable and one is, *clutches pearls*, a bad word. :O

[-] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah but saying ahh is funny

Ass is just crass (also, this has the same energy as redditors who complain about emojis)

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 months ago

Ahh means ass? Drag is out of touch.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's an AAVE based, censorship-born, slang term.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, if the specific word you want to use seems to be an inappropriate tone, maybe find a different way to say what you're trying to say instead of injecting a filter-bypass replacement for the same word you didn't feel was an appropriate tone?

Betterhelp-coded therapist

Sounds like Betterhelp's caliber of therapists

Lemme guess, this "therapist" was via Betterhelp

For a couple of examples

Edit: I see you didn't post the original comment. Oops!

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Please mom, not the soap!

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