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[-] Hubi@feddit.org 32 points 9 months ago

Vanlandingham confessed to police that she deliberately poisoned the goat because she believed the animal’s owner was “a cheater”

How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

I'm not saying they're all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham's I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there's more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively)

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 9 months ago

How do you even cheat with a goat?

Poisoning the opposition goats, I think

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 13 points 9 months ago

Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.

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