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Haha me too.
And Greg. I stabbed Greg in the leg. I bet he grits his teeth and thinks about me every time he takes a shit.
I grit my teeth and think about Tim every time I notice the graphite in my hand.
He on the sex offender registry now though…so he’s worse off than me with his knocking on doors to inform his neighbors he’s a sex pest everywhere he goes ass.