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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 87 points 10 months ago

Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 18 points 10 months ago

As long as there's no more than 6 per student

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

But Jesus had 12 disciples.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

6 double-ended dildos are legal.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'd like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

New Exorcist reboot just dropped.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The Sexorcist

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

... Honestly, I bet that exists.

The real question is do I want to Google it or not...

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0127877/

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

The passion of the dildo

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

“…the Spirit of God came upon him…”

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