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It's Thanksgiving (lemmy.world)
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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 60 points 10 months ago

When the bird opens its beak to grab you, cram the cinnamon stick in as hard as you can and run away.

While it's coughing up cinammon, you can quickly grab a No Hunting sign and plop it down. This way the bird knows it can't hunt for food in this area and will have to move on.

SYENSE

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

"Wabit season" "Duck season"

[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 12 points 10 months ago

Jokes on the mouse, the bird has been doing the cinnamon challenge on Tik Tok and is unfazed by the attack! =)

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

Luckily the mouse has been practicing his sleight of hand, and swapped the cinnamon out with a cinnamon-stick-shaped cyanide capsule he cleverly hid up his sleeve!

So unless you're telling me the bird is also a master magician...

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

But the owl has spent several years steadily building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Which didn't help it. But it's neat that the owl bothered.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

oh gee this is really awkward

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You don't have to wait for the bird to open its beak if you use another orifice.

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