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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago

Ues but thankfully not only two countries exist in the world. Picking between china and the usa is like picking shit with and without corn.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago

Imagine writing that completely unironically.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Imagine writing that completely unironically.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago
[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago
[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

lmfao took you half a day to come up with that comeback and then you fucked it up on the first try ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Imagine thinking that telling someone they have a life and sleep sometimes is a burn ๐Ÿ’€

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

if you had a life you would've just moved on

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

No, you're right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn't exist, so there is no way I'd be reminded of what people told me ๐Ÿ’€

God you're just trying so hard ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

still replying, just can't help yourself can you ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Why wouldn't I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don't poop or something?

How embarrassing for you ๐Ÿซข

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

No, you're right. People with lives don't know how to use toilets.

You'd make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar's Inside Out. You're trying so hard for these zingers but there's just nobody home in there.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Yet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you're actually clever. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.

I'm not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself ๐Ÿคท

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