what, are you saying that a douchebag isn't allowed to be proud of his fries? I'm sorry, I thought this was America

You gotta emphasize how normal and approachable you are. A true one of the people

Got to show off the sponsors, it is in the contract.

Come on! Let the kiddo feel proud!!!111

'McDonald's has the biggest fries, the best fries. I helped them put the fries in the box, yes, me. McDonald's has been with me every step of the way, even when all the wrong lesbians were being mean to me... Like, comment and vote if you want to see more of this wholesome Christian content... Elon here... Elon brought his own ketchup... It has bananas in it... I don't know about that... Bananas in the ketchup... But he knows what he's doing... And I trust his banana ketchup... I'm not going to eat it... The banana ketchup... But I trust him and his cars.'

Because daddy famously loves McDonald's and he's hoping that if he shows sufficient brand loyalty that eventually daddy will love him.

The sheer amount of untreated generational trauma in this photo is astounding. I can only imagine how much less fucked up the world would be if more rich fathers could be bothered to actually raise and love their kids.

Almost certainly because he knows it’ll “trigger the libs” and he’s a massive cunt.