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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This
(thehardtimes.net)
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Great Satire Writing:
Look, you seem to think I'm making an argument for how things definitely were. I'm not. I'm making an argument for why we should do a recount, and if the recount is accurate, why I think Dems lost.
You, on the other hand, have written a host of assumptions and attempts to convince me of some story. You won't. I demand a recount, it's only fair. Things have been suspicious enough that I want a recount. I will advocate for this. That's my right while I still have freedom of speech. So suck an egg, we recounters aren't going to shut up.
Well, feel free to keep calling for a recount. And I'm free to tell you why there isn't a snowball's chance in hell of it happening.
Wow, you should be really proud of yourself here, so brave and amazing of you to dismiss other's legitimate concerns