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[-] trespasser69@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago

How to cancel 750$/week subscription service in 2069 (easiest method):

  • Pay 69,420$ for cancellation fee
  • Write long 10K word essay
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[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 6 days ago

You didn't drink the verification can though... Now you would have to dance (and sing) the next three ads and start again.

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