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[-] freeman@lemmy.pub 18 points 1 year ago

Hi Dr. crusher, I’m back for my magical cure me of physical addiction jab to the neck?

Goddamit Geordi, it’s the third time this week.

Done blame me. Those ferengi have some crazy ass holosuite programs these days?

Ugh, can’t you just be more like riker and get your horn honked in those things? Alien clap is so much simpler to cure.

We all have our kinks doc. I can engineer a threesome between you, Picard and Jack. Picards flute is an extra 10 Latinum though.

“Make it a jumbo flute for 20 Latinum.”

“I’ll see what I can do”

[-] CaptainPicard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

See, when I first started watching tng in the nineties this was not what I imagined I’d be reading a couple decades later.

[-] freeman@lemmy.pub 9 points 1 year ago

Same here cap. I don’t even know where that came from. I just started writing and a few minutes later came to, thought about how fucked up my mind is, and hit reply.

😐

Hey man, I like your creativity.

this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2023
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