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In an appeal to the powerful voting block, Trump told a group of influential Amish megadonors that, if elected, he would make turning on the lights or plugging in an appliance a criminal offense.

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[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Land line telephones will be allowed, but only in a little phone outhouse in the yard.

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