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[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 15 points 10 hours ago

Humans can fuck grapes with impunity

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago
[-] AceSLS@ani.social 4 points 3 hours ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I just can't see it ever happening.

I don't mean any disrespect, and I don't want to kink shame, but that kinda thing is just not my bag, baby.

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

Seems like a skill issue to me.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Dude, I don't mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It's not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don't even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it's just not going to fit.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I've missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don't find me attractive, like, EVER.

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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