I feel like I’d act like him if I were president. I don’t want this job, so I’m not gonna do this job. You all are fucked and I want to go home.
Which is why I will never run for office, though I’m sure that I’ll be forced to do it like he was.
Fuck.
Hello Emperor Tiberius.
spoiler
doesn't want the job of Emperor-heir
Emperor Augustus says fine, fuck you, I won't give you the job
happy for a few years
Augustus comes back, says "Everyone else died, I need you to take the job"
plead not to get the job
Augustus forces you to divorce your wife who you love and take the job anyway
become Emperor when Augustus dies
immediately plead for the Senate to take up its ancient prerogatives and rule
Senate refuses because they've all been replaced with lazy bootlicking bastards by Augustus before you came into power
spend a few years being a miserable and sad bastard but doing your job competently
finally get sick of it and retire to an island with near-zero communication with the outside world, because fuck everyone else
word gets to you that the guy you left in charge is just slaughtering people in preparation for a coup
go back to Rome reluctantly
execute a bunch of the stupid bastards who let it happen
die miserable, just as you lived
execute a bunch of the stupid bastards who let it happen die miserable, just as you lived
Yeah that sounds like the end of my term of office.
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I feel like I’d act like him if I were president. I don’t want this job, so I’m not gonna do this job. You all are fucked and I want to go home.
Which is why I will never run for office, though I’m sure that I’ll be forced to do it like he was.
Fuck.
Hello Emperor Tiberius.
spoiler
Yeah that sounds like the end of my term of office.