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Werewolf rule (lemmy.world)

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[-] Sparky 39 points 6 months ago

OwO is that a potential werewolf bf I see?

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 6 months ago

first, pet the werewolf bf

then, kiss the werewolf bf

then

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Please do not the wolf.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 6 months ago

why not 🥺

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 6 months ago

AND THEN I MAKE SWEET LOVE WITH THE WEREWOLF BF

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Don't make me tap the sign.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago

The sign can't stop me because I can't read OwO

[-] Sparky 3 points 6 months ago

Profit?

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

I think you'd need to sell the werewolf bf to make a profit, and that'd be illegal, I'm afraid (unless hugs and cuddles count as profit :3)

[-] Sparky 2 points 6 months ago

I think a hug and cuddle booth would work :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

Can I invest in this enterprise?

And be your first customer? :3

[-] Sparky 2 points 6 months ago

We can split profits 50/50 as you had the business idea. Now the tricky question is how do we expand this operation to a worldwide scale.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

We could do a "refer a friend" kind of thing. Maybe the werewolf bf knows somewolf who'd be interested in a job like this, and then it snowballs from there.

[-] Sparky 2 points 6 months ago

Great idea! We could also make a viral marketing video for the cuddle booth with huge explosions and awesome vfx :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

I... think I got carried away a bit :3c

[-] Sparky 2 points 6 months ago

Oh my god it's perfect! I'm not going to sleep at night because I'll be thinking of this ad :3 Thanks for making my day!

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

I'm glad you like it <3

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