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[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago

Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Exactly. Loss of bodily control is loss of bodily control. The more foul the fluid, the deeper the spasm.

That being said, I hope and pray that I never get shit or puked on. Please God. I'd puke so fast.

I'd probably get over it, but fuck that's just too much.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Comedian Patrice O'Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.

"Hell yeah got so much dick in there there's not even room for air!" (Toot toot toot)

I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.

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