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Anon has a Bean Boy
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Most people have such an unexplored, unrealized, uninformed relationship with beans that I cannot really trust the father's judgement in this matter. This could be perfectly wholesome bean appreciation that he's just not equipped to understand and is needlessly pathologising.