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[-] ClusterBomb 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Alien.

"Waow what the f-!"
"- DON'T KILL IT!"
*kills it* "- Sorry, you were saying?"

Still can't figure why they didn't kill it when they had opportunity. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[-] Broken@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was thinking more along the lines of:

We were woken up to check out this signal.

Shine that, let's go home and get paid.

But you know, we're required by law to do so or we forfeit our payment.

OK, so what's the story we all say?

Yeah, nothing there. Must have been a glitch.

OK, let's go home.

[-] Hamknight@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

To bad both mother and the android were sent to look for the aliens in the first place. The crews main misson was a cover-up

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