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submitted 5 days ago by edg@lemmy.world to c/confession@lemmy.ml

I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

How did bread give you diarrhea?

[-] snail_stampede@midwest.social 5 points 5 days ago

Those things are loaded with fake butter. They're dangerous if you have poor impulse control.

[-] edg@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

That's my guess. The massive amounts of sodium probably didn't help.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Ahhh, that would do it

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