submitted 9 months ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?

You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.

[-] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

???

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Spell it out and say it out loud.

The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Explanation:

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There is no effin' way

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