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(lemmy.world)
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That sounds like Subway to me. They like making mayo sandwiches for some reason.
Light mayonnaise, please
proceeds to drown sandwich in it
Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say "you want mayo?" Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise
I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.
Normally they don't give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.
I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I'm too lazy to find it.