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[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 43 points 2 weeks ago

Food guide;

  • British food is tasteless
  • French food is pretentious
  • italian food takes all afternoon
  • American food is poisonous
  • Indian food is special because it uses something called “spice” and no one else does apparently
  • asians eat rice
  • anyone east of Berlin eats either turnips or caviar

What did I miss ?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

American food is poisonous

American food is grease and sugar. Pure grease and sugar. Sometimes combined. God, I want a funnel cake right now.

Dammit, I just realized I haven't had a funnel cake in literal years. How sad.

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

3 things that will make anything better, fat, sugar, and salt. If your dish isn't doing it for you, just keep adding at least one of those three, based on the dish, and eventually it will be delicious.

[-] PlantJam@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Acid is another magic ingredient. Lemon juice, vinegar, or even just straight citric acid from a shaker if you don't want to add more liquid. Sometimes something will taste like it needs more salt, but adding a touch of acid is actually what it needed.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And funnel cakes are arguably Eastern European/Germanic. It's a similar batter as Dutch Baby (think Dutch as in "Deutsch"), aka German Pancake (and also popovers). There's a slight change for each one, but essentially an eggy batter with no leavening.

Though I'd guess every country has a version of it, and brought it with them to the US.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's fair season. I'm sure you can find a carnie slinging a funnel cake nearby.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, my limited mobility (and income for that matter) put the kibosh on that. Or at least make it more trouble than it's worth. I'll have to make one myself one of these days.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Indian food is special because it uses something called “spice” and no one else does apparently

Was in Hyderabad for work a few times about 10-15 years ago and in fairness, India is the absolute GOAT of spicing food. Like every dish is flavourful but not necessarily spicy. Office canteen food costing about 40c served on a prison tray - Incredible. Hell even the airport food was delicious.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you want more vegetarian dishes that aren't just soy pretending to be a meat dish (and usually disappointing), try out some Indian dishes. A decent portion of their population is vegetarian for religious reasons and they've made the best of it. I went to a vegetarian Indian wedding once and didn't miss having meat at all.

I make dol as part of my normal rotation and even my daughter loves it when I was expecting her to be disappointed with what was mainly lentils and spinach served with flatbread. But the little bit that isn't lentils and spinach is just as important.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's not just India, many Southeast Asian countries have spices in their dishes.

[-] odium@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

As an Indian I approve of this message

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mexico also loves their spices. And the Middle East. And Nepal and China (not sure if they both count as Southeast Asian or if that's mainly the peninsula South of China).

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