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There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel. (lemmy.world)
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[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Someone should make a channel called boredom.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

I think that's Hallmark.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Jesus I just snorted coke out my nose.🤣

My wife loves that damn channel. But I swear to god if I have to watch another Father Christmas movie I’ll hurl. Fuck Father Christmas. Wait… I might watch “Fucking Father Christmas”

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago
  • Rudolph, the Red-rocket Reindeer
  • Santa Clause versus the Martians' Buttholes
  • Blueball Christmas
  • The Polar Express Gets Run on Mrs. Clause
  • It's a Wonderful Schlong
  • Miracle on 69th Street
  • my favorite - uncut and uncensored incest Folgers commercials
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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