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Elon Musk Says He Survived On $1 Per Day Before Becoming The Richest Man In the World – 'In America It's Pretty Easy To Keep Yourself Alive' (finance.yahoo.com)

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I saved up all week to buy one banana for $7, and that sustained me the rest of the next week!"

-Elon Musk, clueless asshole

Edit: Fun fact: Elon could read this a dozen times and still not get the joke.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

[-] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here's ten dollars go see a Star war.

[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

i dont get the joke :[

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://youtu.be/Nl_Qyk9DSUw?si=r-2lOukuL-9i1jDA

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