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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 136 points 2 months ago

"let's get back to talking about how gay books in the library are ruining our kids' lives!!"

-GOP

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 27 points 2 months ago

What they need to do is make guns gay, then watch how quick they're banned.

[-] Dusktracer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Not too hard, the things are often phallic shaped and you gotta stroke its trigger to get it to release its load everywhere. Just saying.

[-] prole 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Make all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them.

Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire...

I can come up with these all day lol

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