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[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

First you have to file a second form remercion using only Pantone 19-4033 ink. I have both the necessary pens and the form for sale on my website. Unfortunately we can only sell Without Chauncey (in the United Corporation of America Federal Reserve Notes) unless you have your form ID10-T already on file, using the proper pen, using the proper degree of tilt to your writing, and with a bloody thumbprint in our office. This is to limit sales only to those who are very serious about learning how to do things properly.

Reading this constitutes acceptance of contract. Please refer to the fee schedule in my profile. I expect all payments to be made in a timely manner or, owing to my time in the Navy, I will take you before an admiralty court with a gold fringed flag

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Wonderful work. 10/10 sovcitting.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Okay, apparently I've been doing it wrong: I've been reading all this stuff sober. Apparently, I need to be Texas drunk to speak Sovcit?

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You do things sober? That sounds just awful! I'm so sorry!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's the worst.

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