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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I have to admit that one of the big unspoken perks of home ownership (at least as a penis owner) is being able to piss in the backyard in an emergency and not worrying about a cop seeing you do it.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You have to worry about cops watching you pee otherwise?

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 37 points 1 year ago

People have gotten on the sex offenders list for peeing in public

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

"Indecent exposure." They lump you in with people who flash kids in public because you were drunk, had to piss and the bar was closed because it was 2 a.m.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I've often wondered how that ever came to be. My best guess is otherwise people would just use it as an excuse? "No officer, I wasn't in the bushes pleasuring myself I was just going pee"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I'm thinking it's mostly because cops are bastards.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that does tend to be the answer doesn't it

I do a lot of cycling and occasionally I have to emergency piss in weird places. Since I'm also a school bus driver, I have to worry about losing my fucking job because of this.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On a street corner or in an alley? Yes. I've known people who got arrested for that.

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah they usually start complaining when I start climbing on the hood of their car.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You know how it is with Ohio.

My house only has a front yard and side yards, all fully visible from the street. I have to piss in my sink until my hedges grow in.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

oh you poor soul, my heart goes out to you

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