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[-] Trubble@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

Oooo.... I looove the guy but, I dunno that I can watch a xxxx rated porno with him in it, not at our age. 😬

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I would 100% watch something Weird Al starred in, billed as porn. You just know it was subversive and brilliant!

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah! Oh yeah you dirty little thing you! You like that? Uh huh! accordion noises intensify

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago

just him slapping a ham rhythmically for an hour solid, staring unblinkingly into the camera with an expression that grows progressively more unhinged

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Idk, I've always thought he was kinda hot.

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