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[-] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 months ago

a golden retriever who doesn't know how to swim, sure ;)

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My wife's family has had a ton of Goldens. One of them apparently didn't want to swim at the start. Her father had the bright idea to tie its collar to their other golden at the time. Threw a toy into the water and naturally the one that knew how to swim ran in to fetch it and yanked the other one in with him. The one that didn't "know" how to swim proceeded to attempt to sit on the other to stay afloat and almost drowned the poor pooch. Thankfully my father in law did manage to rescue them, but I don't think he tried that again.

[-] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 months ago
[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

I mean, he is a respiratory therapist who smokes, so...

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

he is a respiratory therapist who smokes

WOW.

wow.

[-] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Dudes so jaded from work he thinks breathing is his enemy

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

"I'll show those jerks at the office ha!"

[-] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Probably more like the poor thing couldn’t get out of the pool.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

This is an all too common thing for people with dogs, your dog can swim but it can’t fly and it doesn’t have hands to climb a ladder.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

One of the first things we did at my house that had a pool was to introduce our dogs to the water and direct them to the way out.

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I had a Labrador retriever that didn’t know how to swim. When he was a puppy, he fell off a dock while we were trying to teach him to swim and he refused to try to swim after we’d gotten him back to shore. (We weren’t trying to teach him to swim from the dock. We were taking in the view before heading back to shore and he misstepped.)
He loved water the whole rest of his life, but would only go where he could stand.

[-] boojumliussnark@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Sure, did you think their webbed toes and their water spaniel ancestry would mean anything?

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