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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 115 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Story time: I once briefly lived in a place that had an old toilet bowl like this. You can still find them in older houses. One day I took a massive shit and then found out that the flush wasn't strong enough to get it down from there. And there wasn't a brush. Yikes. Just wanted to share that with you guys.

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 86 points 2 months ago

The trick is to put 3 pieces of toilet paper in beforehand, that way the whole shitboat can float away.

[-] evergreen@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I like to imagine the shitboat floating away in flames like an epic Viking burial.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Try eating more hot sauce

[-] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Only if you had spicy food beforehand

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Spezi@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago

Actually. Source: We has this style of toilet at my parents house.

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My shits at my grandma's would've been more comfy had I known this. I was always worried it wouldn't flush (which happened on occasion).

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago
[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

I came here to reference this, great work.

[-] valkyre09@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

[-] Linnce@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

So what did you do next? I'm thoroughly invested in the story

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Got a bucket of water to flush it. After that I always had the bucket ready before starting the business. Luckily I didn't stay there very long.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You wrap Your hand in toilet paper and give it a little push. That's what toilet paper is for.

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