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Anon people-watches (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

be me, shy 22 yrs old femanon

just trying to enjoy a quiet tram ride

notice dude in anime shirt staring at me

low-key freak out

remember reading about these situations online

decide to make a move

slide over to the cute guy in the next row

"Hey, can you pretend to be my boyfriend? A creepy dude is watching me."

cute guy laughs and agrees

we start chatting and laughing

actually hitting it off

take a selfie to see if creeper is still watching

creeper finally gets lost in his phone and stops staring

start to genuinely enjoy the ride with this guy

tram stops and we exchange numbers before I jump off

been texting ever since, will meet again next weekend

thank you creepy dude, for playing cupid in my tram romance

[-] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago

This is gold

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2024

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