My Dad works at Nintendo and he said the same thing and then everyone clapped

I did a pasteurization one time and almost died

Thoughts?

Owning the libs one day at a time

Since it's the main costume, you think it'd be easy to find crowds of people wearing them at the same time, but that's proved difficult for some reason...

Part of the never ending battle to categorize every chemical as either "good" or "bad"

Polio peaked in the U.S. in the year 1952, with 57,879 cases. Once the vaccine became widely available in 1955, this figure dropped to 29,000 cases. So, to claim that polio cases were dropping significantly before this point is incorrect.

they poison you with lectins!

you aren't ready for the truth

This is a rare one: comes attached with a fact-check less than an hour later!

reminder: don't forget to take your meds bonus: special attention to genital area

Not human. Much much smarter than we.

Tell me that such a thing is coincidence?

your welcome

you think it'd be hard to hide a wall that runs the whole circumference of the earth, but I guess I'm just part of the conspiracy!!

Don't they ever wonder why all these "Secret" shots of astronauts in pools keep showing up?

and had a really sad xmas

If you ignore all the evidence, there is none!