God, I knew someone who accidentally killed a kitten this way, and the guilt really ruined their mental health.

Amanita muscaria, very nice!

Ahh, danke!

Saved.

The inside of your urethra is delicate and sensitive. Have you ever seen a kidney stone? They’re sharp and spikey, like crystals. Imagine that, and it should help you cut this addiction.

fucking hell

This is from the game Needy Streamer Overload.

So many injuries and fires every year, aside from all the noise and pollution. My friend’s house (old farm) burned down because a firework landed on the roof :(

“Liberty” ah yeah, like the liberty to express yourself through art, performance, and clothing? That kind of liberty, right? Oh or do only people in your group get liberty?

Ok, what the fuck is that guy doing? Also, I LOVE GECKOS LOOK AT THEIR CHEEKY LITTLE FACES

When my dad first showed me this joke, I was in elementary school. I am now almost old enough to not be able to have kids anymore myself.

Is that even legal? Sounds like you paid for a product, they can’t just take that away without refunding you.